WAH a Tought

1) For some people when bells of common sense ring , they are out of coverage area

2) I will get serious, when the world gets funny

3) Heroes are people who do selfish acts of greatness, for others…

4) I tried speaking from my heart, but my words got drowned in emotions

5) I am just like a juke box, I play the music you want to hear.

6) Single again, but now with experience – T shirt Quote

7) I know I was born to do something special, I woke up didn’t I.

8) If you breathe I want to be the air for you

9) You cant win with a loosing hand

10) All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie

11) If I have to find god, does it mean he’s hiding?

12) I know violence is not the answer, I get it wrong on purpose

13) Edison invented light and god took credit for it

14) I am caught between unloving critics and uncritical lovers

15) My candle burns on both ends, it will not last long but it gives out a lovely light

16) I turn real clues into hunches

17) Its not about the size of the dog in the fight, its about the size of the fight in the dog.

18) You can reflect on the morality of the action but cant put it out of context…US soldier

19) Sometimes life sucks so bad that the survivors envy the dead

20) Did you get , then go off my face… This is how the world treats me. I just try and not loose
my grace.

21) I got the kinda money that the bank cant hold, that’s why I hold it in my dreams.

22) I always start from the ground up, that’s why I am startin from hell

23) Convincing someone else defiance is confidence for me

24) When god takes revenge he cause natural calamities, I take revenge in the elevator.

25) Your assumptions are equal to the lives you lead – Positive, Negative or HIV

26) We all have many lives but just one set of teeth. Take care of them

27) Don’t doubt my intentions, mine are as bad as yours.

28) Nobody died of bad intentions it’s the action that kills.

29) I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

30) If you die in a elevator be sure to push the up button.

31) Never pick a fight with a ugly person, they have nothing to loose.

32) Size matter, NAH! Its not the length of the wand but the magic in the stick that matters.

33) The 2 most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity.

34) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense

35) Kindness is contagious. Get the heck away from me

36) I was sitting on the horns of a dilemma, after a while the horns got more uncomfortable than the dilemma itself…

37) There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds

38) Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I get to 65 I will still have pimples

39) Its not the weapon, the man has to be ready

40) I am a trend setter of sorts, as soon as I wear it, it goes out of fashion.

41) I would have been flying if Newton wouldn’t have discovered gravity.

42) If I was your trophy what contest in hell did u win.

43) Sometimes I feel like I am my own puppet, and wonder where is that sound coming from.

44) I love being a villain in your lives, without me how will you realize you’re a hero.

45) I am 90 years old but I look so young, that’s cause I was born at an early age.

46) My life is like a video game, all the time I am going thru all my relationships and trying to reach new levels before it shows game over.

47) We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears.

48) I used to be intelligent, but now I am 70 kilos of pure instinct.

49) Heroes have more super powers than villains, but they have more rules to follow too (1/8/07)

50) You kno the speed of light, but whats the speed of darkness... is it = to or more than light. Cas my brain seem to get dark faster than it see light... May ther be light (4/8/07)

51) Some people are genius they put the dumb in the wisdumb, i have my wisdumb teeth to prove mine

52) Evolution works in a strange way, it weeds out the stupid... have u evolved

53) God is an atheist, he doesnt believe i exist

54) On my epitaph - The best is yet to come... Frank Sinatra

55) Everytime a dog looks into my eyes i feel its askin me whose your master and where's ur belt...

56) Excorcism is getting the demon out of you, how do people manage to get the angel out of them and whats it called

57) Why go to the start line when u can go straight to the finish (movie - Starsky and Hutch quoted by snoop dog) Have you finished?

58) The only thing that defies gravity is stupidity

59) Laughter is a smile with its volume turned up high.

60) Deniel is not just a river in egypt, it flows in all of us... wat r u deniying

61) Why go to the start line when u can go staright to the finish...

62) If u don’t see a light at the end of the tunnel, may be there is a black hole…I feel like I am in one do u?

63) Being a friend is not all fun and games, its real hard work actually its work
u don’t get paid for. Are you underpaid?

64) You actually don’t have to be sorry, you just have to look it…

65) How far do I have to go before I have to get back to where I once was…

66) I don’t know if reading a book makes us smart or having a library , y do we store what we have already spent . Spend it before it goes away…

67) 2B or not 2B, i think its a grade of pencil. Dont grade me!

68) I am Trying to be myself, actually I have tried 20 different versions of me …
R u bein urself

69) All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction -- down. Dont just fall down fly

70) I am like a hole, I am nothing at all, but you can break ur neck in it or u can fill me up...

71) Sometimesyou have to go head on and crash into people to let them feel you exist... R u feelin me

72) To be or not to be that shouldn't be the question, how awesum can i be now that should be the question.... keep feelin awesum

73) I used to throw dirt on others until i realised that i was loosin ground... r u loosin it too

74) Wen i Say its impossible, I just mean it costsmore... Just raise the price. How do u value me

75) You are not a choice of a disonet opinion, but a choice of honest opinion of my heart...

76)All power corrupts, but we need electricity too... am i powerful enough for you...

77) The hardest thing about business is minding your own, just like i cant mine... do it before
some one tells u to

78) A hug is a great gift... one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange ... i know my size do u kno urs

79) A perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home. Am i makin u feel at home

80) I am trying to make the right choices, i am workin out my salvation....

81) Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, this one doesnt so wat u gonna do

82) The only way to change other attitude is to change ur own....

83) Dont move that mountain of sorrows, I will climb over it cas on the other side there is happiness... R u Happy

84) Originality is the art of concealin ur source, Be original conceal the source...

85) If u tel me i am Good, ur just insultin my intelligence... Who wants to be intelligent wen u can be stupid

86) Its not a happy ending untill u heard me say i am happy... Did u hear me

87) If alls fair in love and war, then im the fairest of them all....jus love ur wars

88) God is funny,he created atheists didnt he... I have my atheists too do u

89) If u dig deep enuf ur bound to find trouble... i have stopped diggin have u ?

90) Dont mythologise me, im just an ordinary guy.... Do u mythologise ur self

91) Liberty is just a statue, Just like our liberty to speak... R u liberated?

92) We are not dummies, we just take dumb decisions ... Choose wisely

93) Every mornin i go to the sarcasm store and get a refill for myself...where do you go and for what?

94) Sumtimes i feel its better to be crusified then to go thru the awkwardness of the situation, and if i crusify will i be reincarnated?